Got any funny term stories?

ok im bored so i just wanna hear some crushing period stories that own happened to you or someone you know i be in middle college, and after gym class we all go to change rear into our clothes, and when i left, a girl come up to me and said i had blood on the hindmost of my pants.i be so embarassed, so i took my sweater and tied it around my waist, and called my mom but since she wasn't home i have to tell my brother what happen which made it worse..and when he came to pick me up, he thought i be ditching school and told me to turn around to see if it be really on my clothes...i was so mortified
Well, final in 7th order, when my period be irregular, me and friends were doing cartwheels outside, and my luck I simply happened to start my time of year that day. Well I did a cartwheel, and everyone started laughing at me, by golly it leak through my jeans. I was soo embarassed.